Mr. Tan-free Skin Man

To the tune of The Byrds’ “Mr. Tambourine Man”…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06rGW0AQGiY


Hey Mr. Tan-free Skin Man, lay sunscreen on me
I’m not mole-free and, there ain’t good place I’m going to
Hey Mr. Tan-free Skin Man, lay sunscreen on me
Since my jingle jangle scanning, I’ll come followin’ you

Take me for your trip upon your magic chemo drip
All my clothing has been stripped
And my docs can’t right this ship
And my brain’s too numb to grip
Waiting only for, my brain scans to be comin’ in

I’m ready to go anywhere
I’m ready for to fade
Into my own pale state
Cast your ‘screening spell my way
I promise to go under it

Hey Mr. Tan-free Skin Man, lay sunscreen on me
I’m not mole-free and, there ain’t good place I’m going to
Hey Mr. Tan-free Skin Man, lay sunscreen on me
Since my jingle jangle scanning, I’ll come followin’ you