Let's Show Pale White Glow For The Holidays

For all of you taking a holiday leave from the Hotel Melanoma to head for the ski slopes or someplace warm and sunny, here’s my take on Perry Como’s “Home For The Holidays”…


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHDgzQ6eQw4


Oh! There’s no bakin’ moles for the holidays,
‘Cause no matter how scarred today you roam,
When you pine for the sunshine and some ‘friendly’ rays,
For the holidays you must ‘screen moles sweet moles!

I met a man who lives to fricassee, he was heading for,
Yervoy mania and some mole mate facebook likes!
From tanning mania folks are travellin’
Down the risky sun C road,
From Atlantic to Pacific,
Gee the traffic is horrific!

Oh! There’s no grace for moles for the holidays,
‘Cause no matter how pale today your tone,
If you wanna be happy in a million rays,
For the holidays you must ‘screen moles sweet moles!

Take a bus, take a train, go and hop an aeroplane,
Put the wife an’ kiddies in the family car!
For the pleasure of your skin when you fake that skin bronze thing,
No ‘screen should be sub par!

I met a man who lives to bake by sea, he was headin’ for,
Surgeon mania and a mole-crazed sunned skin slice!
(a mole-crazed sunned skin slice!)
From tanning mania folks are travellin’
Down the risky sun C road,
From Atlantic to Pacific,
Gee the traffic is horrific!

Oh! Let’s show pale white glow for the holidays,
‘Cause no matter how far away you roam,
If you wanna be happy in a million rays,
For the holidays you must ‘screen moles sweet moles!

For the holidays you must ‘screen moles sweet moles!