A Jimmy Buffett Christmas

To the tune of Jimmy Buffett’s rendition of “Mele Kalikimaka”…


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IdDfI2aLV8


“Mela’s a freaky monstuh” is the thing to say on a white no fryin’ Christmas Day
That's the fry land greeting that we send to you
From the land where UV’s slay
Here we know on Christmas we’ll be ‘screened all right
From sun we’ll hide all day and wear our scars with pride
"Mela’s a freaky monstuh” is sun ‘fryee’s’ way to say Merry Christmas to you

(Take it girls)
”Mela’s a freaky monstuh” is the thing to say on a white no fryin’ Christmas Day
That's the fry land greeting that we send to you
From the land where UV’s slay
Here we know on Christmas we’ll be ‘screened all right
From sun we’ll hide all day and wear our scars with pride
”Mela’s a freaky monstuh” is sun ‘fryee’s’ way to say Merry Christmas to you

Here we know on Christmas we’ll be ‘screened all right
From sun we’ll hide all day and bare our scars with pride
”Mela’s a freaky monstuh” is sun ‘fryee’s’ way to say Merry Christmas to you

”Mela’s a freaky monstuh” is the thing to say on a white no fryin’ Christmas Day
That's the mole land greeting that we send to you
From the land where M.D.’s flay
Here we know on Christmas we’ll be sheen of white
For sun we’ll pine all day and all our scars we’ll hide
”Mela’s a freaky monstuh” is sun fryee’s way to say Merry Christmas,
Merry Merry Christmas to you, Merry Merry Christmas to you