A Mole Carol

To the tune of Tom Petty’s “Christmas All Over Again”…


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaPj1GoDpQw


Well it's skin check time again, Paler Nation was all stung by sun fire
Everybody's cringin', all our moles are hangin’ out
And it's skin checks all over again, yeah again

My dermatologist, haven't seen him in a long, long time
Yeah I kind of missed him, I just don't wanna kiss him, no
And it's skin checks all over again, yeah again

And all in our gowns big old kids gonna strip down
And skin check is a doc’s gold mine, put your body out to shine
Underneath the bright light glow we go, we go

Everybodys cringin', all the moles are hangin’ out
And it's skin checks all over again, yeah again

And all ‘round the clock Hotel kids like to rock
And skin check is a doc’s gold mine, put your body out to shine
Underneath the bright light glow we go, we go

Merry skin check time come and find you happy and bare, sans attire
I hope you have a good one, I hope doctuh gets her choppin' done
And it's a skin check all over again
Baby it's skin check all over again
And it's skin check all over again

Now let's see...I want a new itchin’ scratcher skin scar...