Auld Tans Mine

Happy New Year from Hotel Melanoma, to the tune of Rod Stewart’s rendition of “Auld Lang Syne”…


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiGJ3139358


Should auld a-braisin’ be forgot,
And never brought to mind?
Should auld a-braisin’ be forgot,
Oh to fake those auld tans mine.

For auld tans mine, I fear,
For auld tans mine,
I’ll make a bunch o' fine mess yet,
Oh to fake those auld tans mine.

And surely ye'll see your fries stop,
And surely I'll see mine!
And we'll drink a cup o' fine meds, yet,
For the sake of auld tans thine.

For auld tans mine, I fear,
For auld tans mine,
I'll drink a cup o' fine meds yet,
Oh to brake those auld tans mine.

We all have blogged about the rays,
And pu'd the glow tan ‘hind;
But we've squandered many a weary skin
Since auld tans thine.

For auld tans mine, I fear,
For auld tans mine,
I’ll drink a cup o' fine meds yet,
Oh to break those auld tans mine.

We all have played out i' the burn,
Frae morning sun till night;
But ‘screens between us saved hide more
Skin forsakes those auld tans thine.

For auld tans mine, I fear,
For auld tans mine,
I'll drink a cup o' fine meds yet,
Oh to fake those auld tans mine.

And there's a scan, five thirty-five,
And it's a scan of mine!
And I'll take a right good IV draught
For the sake of auld tans mine.

For auld tans mine, I fear,
For auld tans mine,
I'll drink a cup o' fine meds yet,
For to brake those auld tans mine.