Introduction

The "Hotel Melanoma" moniker is a metaphor for living with my particular brand of cancer. Except for those lucky few of us deemed "cured", all we cancer survivors are guests of one of the many, many branded hotels in the "Hotel Carcinoma" chain. We can check out any time we like, but we can never leave. Meanwhile, let's be livin' it up; and please support cancer education, prevention, and treatment research.



Tutu Brothers

Friday, January 13, 2012

If You Don't Start 'Screenin'

Just a little hard rockin’ to the tune of George Thorogood & The Destroyers’ “If You Don’t Start Drinkin’”…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCkK0N0x57s


I'm tired of putting up
With your sun bed praise
Tired of looking at you
In your leather looking craze
You better change
I'm begging you please
'cause if you don't stop tannin'
I'm gonna grieve

I ‘screen up in the morning
I'm sun safe for youth
But I get no sympathy
Baby your tan’s uncouth
You better change
Yes, I'm begging you please
'cause if you don't start ‘screenin'
I'm gonna grieve

Sun wiser, sun wiser, sunscreen’s right
Spread a little nip baby it's your life
All a fellow wants is company
Come on baby find your pale with me

Yeah, you say tan’s alright baby
Sun won’t wear
But as soon as moles emerge
You’ll get that icy stare
You better change
I'm begging you please
'cause if you don't start ‘screenin'
I'm gonna grieve

Don't give me no lectures
'Bout healthy lights
Scan-xi-et-y
Just ain't my way of life
You better change
Yes, I'm begging you please
'cause if you don't stop tannin'
I'm gonna grieve

Yeah, sun wiser, sun wiser, sunscreen’s right
Spread a little nip baby it's for life
All a fellow wants is company
Come on baby find your pale with me

Yeah, you say tan’s alright baby
Sun won’t wear
But as soon as moles get bulge
You’ll get that icy scare
You better change
I'm begging you please
'cause if you don't stop tannin'
I'm gonna grieve

Well, if you don't start ‘screenin'
I'm gonna grieve
Yes, if you don't stop tannin'
I'm gonna grieve

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