Introduction

The "Hotel Melanoma" moniker is a metaphor for living with my particular brand of cancer. Except for those lucky few of us deemed "cured", all we cancer survivors are guests of one of the many, many branded hotels in the "Hotel Carcinoma" chain. We can check out any time we like, but we can never leave. Meanwhile, let's be livin' it up; and please support cancer education, prevention, and treatment research.



Tutu Brothers

Monday, November 25, 2013

Shiver Spells

A new addition to The Hotel Melanoma Christmas Album, to the tune of Johnny Mathis’ “Silver Bells”…



Shiver spells, shiver spells
It's skin check time in the clinic
Ding-a-ling, fear tan fling
Soon it will be skin mass day

Clinic hide docs, busy hide docs
Dressed in doctors’ gay style
In the air there's a feeling of skin mass
Skin gets bashing, needle gashing
Leaving ‘smile’ after while
And for every deep mole here you fear

Shiver spells, shiver spells
It's skin check time in the clinic
Ding-a-ling, fear tan fling
Soon it will be skin mass day

Skin check makes you feel emotional
It may bring parties or thoughts devotional
Whatever happens or what may be
Here's what skin check time means to me

Shiver spells, shiver spells
It's skin check time in the clinic
Ding-a-ling, fear tan fling
Soon it will be skin mass day

Soon it will be skin mass day

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