Mercolanoma Rap

It’s been a while since I’ve done one for my favorite snake oil salesman and purveyor of carcinogens, ‘Dr.’ Mercolanoma. Wishing you all a joyous and sun-safe Independence Day, here’s The Hotel Melanoma version of George Thorogood & The Destroyers’ “Who Do You Love”…


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5Aabx80gV4&feature=related



You’ve blogged forty-seven kinds of cow pies, you got a cobra snake for a website
A grand big house on the rich side, and it's a-made out of teenage kids’ hide
Got your brand of UV that you sell non-stop, and it's a-made lots of humans skulls
Come on have a little talk with Doc Ozzy, and tell me U do you love!
U do you love!
You do you love!


Now to hound the brown you use your rattlesnake lips, make it sleazy Joey won't you give me health tips
U do you love!
You do you love!


You’ve got a tombstone hand and a graveyard mind, you lust money’s hue and you don't mind lying
U do you love!
U do you love!
You do you love!


Mercola hook a-me by fine scam, he said " brown some, gorge, you can’t under-tan,
U do you love!"
His hide were dark and his lies just flew, “brown the healthy way with home tan bed new”
Get a bump ‘cause nobody ‘screened, you should've turned your hide green
U do you love!
You do you love!
U do you love!
You do you love!


Yeah, you’ve got a tombstone hand and a graveyard mind, lust money’s hue baby you don't mind lying
Baked skin blues, Doc C sell them on the street, hawk your sunshine toxics and your mole deadly treat
Yeah, U do you love!
You do you love!


You’ve blogged forty-seven kinds of cow pies, you got a cobra snake for a website
A grand big house on the rich side, and it's a-made out of teenage kids’ hide
Got your brand of UV that you sell non-stop, and it's a-made lots of humans skulls
Come on have a little talk with Doc Ozzy, and tell me U do you love!
U do you love!
You do you love!