Introduction

The "Hotel Melanoma" moniker is a metaphor for living with my particular brand of cancer. Except for those lucky few of us deemed "cured", all we cancer survivors are guests of one of the many, many branded hotels in the "Hotel Carcinoma" chain. We can check out any time we like, but we can never leave. Meanwhile, let's be livin' it up; and please support cancer education, prevention, and treatment research.



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Saturday, November 26, 2011

A Word From The Boss

To the tune of Bruce Springsteen’s “Santa Claus is Coming to Town”…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSgEDKjmT5o


You'd better pale out
You'd better not fry
Better not sprout
I'm telling you why
Cancer docs are making their rounds
Cancer docs are making their rounds
Cancer docs are making their rounds

They’re mapping your skin
And checking it twice
Gonna find out who's naughty and nice
Cancer docs are making their rounds
Cancer docs are making their rounds
Cancer docs are making their rounds

He’ll praise you when you’re ‘screening
He knows when you're fake bake
He knows if moles are bad or good
So you'd better be good for goodness sake!

O! You'd better pale out!
You'd better not fry
You better not sprout
I'm telling you why
Cancer docs are making their rounds
Cancer docs are making their rounds
Cancer docs are making their rounds

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