I’ve confessed a time or two in this blog that I’ve been the bane of many a good nurse’s work shift and had them just itching for the shift’s end. So, with renewed apologies to all of you, here’s a request from the host of Melanoma Prayer Center, a new version of the Eagles’ “Witchy Woman”…
Craven stare and frowning lips
Meds fly from her finger tips
Patient calling in the night
She's a restless R.N. in an endless fight
Wooo hooo itchy R.N., see how hard she tries
Wooo hooo itchy R.N., she got the clock in her eye
She kept me bed bound all the night (wooooh)
Threats of restraints if I took flight
Crazy patient in this tiny room
And I drove my nurse to madness... and I made her swoon
Wooo hooo itchy R.N., see how hard she tries
Wooo hooo itchy R.N., she got the clock in her eye
(Ahhhh)
Well I know you’d like to smother,
Bet you’d tell my mother,
I’ve been restless and have lost my head
And there's temptation going round
Put me underground
I can rock you all the nighttime 'til your shift is dead
Wooo hooo , itchy R.N., see how hard she tries
Wooo hooo, itchy R.N., she got the clock in her eye
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HAHA...I will never try to escape from my bed in the hospital. I learned that lesson from you!
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