The "Hotel Melanoma" moniker is a metaphor for living with my particular brand of cancer. Except for those lucky few of us deemed "cured", all we cancer survivors are guests of one of the many, many branded hotels in the "Hotel Carcinoma" chain. We can check out any time we like, but we can never leave. Meanwhile, let's be livin' it up; and please support cancer education, prevention, and treatment research.

Tutu Brothers

Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Fake Your UV

KC & The Sunshine Band’s “Shake Shake Shake”…

Aah, Everybody, find out the score, take glance!
Don't fight sunscreenin', give yourself a chance!

Fake fake bake, fake fake bake,
Fake your UV! Fake your UV!
Oh, fake fake fake, bake bake bake,
Fake your UV! Save your beauty.

Aah, You can, you can do it very well.
You're the best in the world, I can tell.

Oh, take take take, quake quake quake,
Take your IV! Take your IV!
Oh, shake shake shake, shake shake shake,
Nurse on duty! Nurse on duty!
Shake shake, shake shake!

Aah, fake bake, fake bake!
Aah, make big wake, make big wake,
Pale is beauty! Pale is beauty!
Oh, hate hate hate, hate hate hate,
Hate your Black C! Hate your Black C.

Aah, break break, break break, break C’s booty!
Aah, don't fight the ‘screenin’.
Break break, break break, break C’s booty!
Aah, give yourself a chance.
Fake bake, fake bake, fake your UV!
You can do it! do it!
Take break, take break, brake your UV!
(Listen to momma now!)
Make wake, make wake, pale is groovy!
Make wake, make wake, it’s your duty!
Fake bake (come on), fake bake (come on), it’s your booty!
Aah! Do your duty. Aah haa!
Kick C (come on), kick C (come on), on its booty!


  1. Hahhahahahaha!!!!
    Showing your age man. I remember dancing to this one. Good job. You make me laugh.