Introduction

The "Hotel Melanoma" moniker is a metaphor for living with my particular brand of cancer. Except for those lucky few of us deemed "cured", all we cancer survivors are guests of one of the many, many branded hotels in the "Hotel Carcinoma" chain. We can check out any time we like, but we can never leave. Meanwhile, let's be livin' it up; and please support cancer education, prevention, and treatment research.



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Sunday, June 29, 2014

God Only Knows



The sad but honest truth is that there’s just nothing about my golf game that resembles that of a PGA Tour player. (Or even that of the guys on the Senior Tour who are struggling to make the cut and play on the weekend to make enough money to retain their Tour cards.) They’re all a world apart from me with every club in their bag. The one and only thing we do have in common is that some of those guys are speaking out about sun-safety on the course and setting a good example for us unskilled duffers. Check out a great sun-safe golf PSA video here

With undying love for my much- improved pitching, chipping and putting game, unscented sunscreen and snazzy SPF 50 golf duds, here’s the Hotel Melanoma version of “God Only Knows” from The Beach Boys…



I may not always love you
But long as there are scars from much U
You never need to doubt it
I'll make it on Tour and flout it
God only knows what hide be without you

If you should ever leave me
Though nine would still go on, believe me
The world would know duffing through me
So what good would pitching do me
God only knows what hide be without you

God only knows what hide be without you

If you should ever leave me
Though nine would still go on, believe me
The world would know putting screwed me
So what good would chipping do me
God only knows what hide be without you

God only knows what hide be without you

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